These things I find.

CAUTION: I DON'T TAG MY PUNS

160,005 notes

behaxrant:

radicalrebellion:

feministcaptainmorgan:

baronsledjoys:

firecannotkillafitblr:

This drives me mad. I used to work in a bookstore, and was talking to my coworker and he just yelled out “stop flirting with me!” at this ridiculous volume and it was humiliating because
1. I wasn’t
2. I got in trouble for acting unprofessional
3. He embarrassed me in front of a line of people
4. And he only stopped insisting that I was flirting when my boyfriend (who is now my husband) said, “dude, trust me, she’s not flirting with you” to him

That asshole respected my BOYFRIEND saying I wasn’t flirting more than he respected me saying it and I was the one who was talking! The whole scene got me in trouble at work. And the most ridiculous part is we were talking about a fucking book. In a bookstore.

One time, my ex boyfriend had a crush on some girl, and said that he thought he might have “a chance” with her.

When I asked him what made him think that, he said “Well, she talks to me.”

And this is why it is so difficult to be a girl and be friends with men who are attracted to women.

Can we also add that this is why a lot of women do the resting bitch face when out in public. Cause dudes swear a glance or a smile is flirting.

Argh had this at work too, my co-worker saying behind my back I kept flirting with him. That or the customer was just lying to embarrass him. Either way I’m the only woman there in a profession dominated by men (I work in a plumbing store), and it was a dick thing to do. Especially in the second instance. 

I made it pretty clear I wasn’t flirting, and added that I don’t flirt with boys who I know already have a girlfriend. Fortunately that seems to have for now been the end of it. 

~Behax~

(Source: girlcodeonmtv)

Filed under misogyny flirting sexism feminism talking

22,048 notes

gemstone-enemas:

sexhaver:

sadvaporwavebabe:

friendly reminder that ╮(─▽─)╭

we*boo is a slur (◡‿◡✿)

it dehumanizes otherkin who identify as fictional characters from japanese cartoons (anime) (⇀‸↼‶)

dont call me a we*boo im a FICTIVEKIN who happens to identify as someone who speaks japanese (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

image

how much yall gotta hate minorities to believe this kinda shit huh

FICTIVEKIN WHO HAPPENS TO IDENTIFY AS SOMEONE WHO SPEAKS JAPANESE

OH MY GOD this post is GLORIOUS

I swear these trolls are getting more hilarious by the day.

Filed under how to tumblr SADSELF

2,592 notes

HATOFUL BOYFRIEND SPREADS ITS WINGS OF LOVE AUGUST 21ST

coelasquid:

devolverdigital:

image

The bird-loving folks of developer Mediatonic (Amateur Surgeon, Foul Play) and avian-friendly publisher Devolver Digital are pleased to announce that the revamped Hatoful Boyfriend will launch for PC, Mac, and Linux on August 21st. Early birds can get 10% off the $9.99 worm by pre-ordering Hatoful Boyfriend before it launches on Steam (http://store.steampowered.com/app/310080).

Ornithological gamers with finer tastes at the top of the pecking order can fly away with the Hatoful Boyfriend “Summer of Dove Collector’s Edition” that includes the official digital soundtrack, an exclusive digital comic from series creator Hato Moa, exclusive wallpapers of Oko-san, and a digital St. Pigeonations 2014 Yearbook.

image

As the only human in St. PigeoNation’s prestigious school for birds you’ll encounter a feathered cast of characters and choose a suitable love interest all while managing elective school classes. Follow your heart as you choose your path and go on romantic dates you but be wary of fowl twists and turns along the way that could turn you love life upside down.

Longtime fans of the series can expect to discover an exclusive all-new scenario and ending designed by series creator Hato Moa.

image

“You nerds can keep your virtual reality headsets and your haptic feedback,” said Devolver Digital CFO Fork Parker. “Pre-pubescent bird love games are the next big growth category.”

For more information about the leading romantic bird simulator Hatoful Boyfriend, Mediatonic or malevolent publisher Devolver Digital, please visit www.devolverdigital.com or start chatting up some local birds just to see what’s up.

There’s going to be a collector’s edition!

6,549 notes

commanderabutt:

tsarabella:

swimmiesofdoom:

israel bombed gaza’s zoo today.  no, hamas wasn’t there.
israel has bombed hospitals.  no, hamas wasn’t there.
israel has bombed schools.  no, hamas wasn’t there.
israel has bombed apartments, homes, and the streets.  israel has bombed the beaches.  israel has put out snipers to shoot at fleeing women and children and men.
israel is an apartheid state.
hamas doesn’t exist in a vaccuum. israel created hamas.  without israeli oppression and occupation and apartheid, there would be no hamas.
wonder woman wouldn’t stand for any of this shit.  you are not right, gal gadot, and israel.  you are not right, and you will not overcome.  you will never overcome.

#NotMyWonderWoman

well that turned quickly

commanderabutt:

tsarabella:

swimmiesofdoom:

israel bombed gaza’s zoo today.  no, hamas wasn’t there.

israel has bombed hospitals.  no, hamas wasn’t there.

israel has bombed schools.  no, hamas wasn’t there.

israel has bombed apartments, homes, and the streets.  israel has bombed the beaches.  israel has put out snipers to shoot at fleeing women and children and men.

israel is an apartheid state.

hamas doesn’t exist in a vaccuum. israel created hamas.  without israeli oppression and occupation and apartheid, there would be no hamas.

wonder woman wouldn’t stand for any of this shit.  you are not right, gal gadot, and israel.  you are not right, and you will not overcome.  you will never overcome.

#NotMyWonderWoman

well that turned quickly

(via rotunddwarvenstarship)

208,167 notes

torisownwonderland:

nasai:

drunkblogging:

omgggggg

ImM GOING THROUGH MY ARXCHIVE AND I FORGOT ABOUT THIS IM GONNA CRY

THIS IS SO CUTE

(Source: thighbone, via daddyzebra)

Filed under video love this can't feckin run

180,226 notes

columbiaphoenix:

counting-teacups:

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

writing adult emails is awful

its like

hi [name of person], 

this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student. 

I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but you’ll probably just glance over it for half a second.

thanks! 

- [name]

k

-professor

(Source: countingteacups, via daddyzebra)

491 notes

qwertybard:

confusedcatsagainstfeminism:

"I don’t need feminism because I literally don’t give two shits about the lived experiences of others. I am now going to pee on some laundry." 
Submission from katie-tumbleugh.tumblr.com
Thanks, Katie!
—
Confused Cats Against Feminism is a project of We Hunted the Mammoth:The New Misogyny, tracked and mocked. You should go there.

Wow this is literally using cats to symbolize women complaining about things you don’t like. Obviously some people don’t know their political cartoon history because that would make it clear how gross this actually is.I’m stuck on mobile tumblr for the time being, so I can’t embed images into posts, but here: http://thesocietypages.org/socimages/2013/12/04/the-feminization-of-the-cat-in-anti-suffrage-propaganda/
Cats aren’t just coded as feminine, they’re coded as domestic and silly. You are dehumanizing women who disagree with you by representing them as animals. I shouldn’t have to be explaining why this is bad.
Maybe instead of mocking anti-feminist women, you ought to try to listen to their complaints about the movement and make things better? Because, you know, modern feminism has some serious problems. It’s not that people don’t agree with that feminism “actually is,” it’s that they disagree with what it’s become: corrupt, petty, condescending, and disrespectful. The excess of blatantly misogynistic responses from feminists to #womenagainstfeminism does nothing but prove that point.
If you want anti-feminist women to respect feminism, belittling their complaints like this is a terrible way to start.

qwertybard:

confusedcatsagainstfeminism:

"I don’t need feminism because I literally don’t give two shits about the lived experiences of others. I am now going to pee on some laundry." 

Submission from katie-tumbleugh.tumblr.com

Thanks, Katie!

Confused Cats Against Feminism is a project of We Hunted the Mammoth:The New Misogyny, tracked and mocked. You should go there.

Wow this is literally using cats to symbolize women complaining about things you don’t like. Obviously some people don’t know their political cartoon history because that would make it clear how gross this actually is.
I’m stuck on mobile tumblr for the time being, so I can’t embed images into posts, but here: http://thesocietypages.org/socimages/2013/12/04/the-feminization-of-the-cat-in-anti-suffrage-propaganda/

Cats aren’t just coded as feminine, they’re coded as domestic and silly. You are dehumanizing women who disagree with you by representing them as animals. I shouldn’t have to be explaining why this is bad.

Maybe instead of mocking anti-feminist women, you ought to try to listen to their complaints about the movement and make things better? Because, you know, modern feminism has some serious problems. It’s not that people don’t agree with that feminism “actually is,” it’s that they disagree with what it’s become: corrupt, petty, condescending, and disrespectful. The excess of blatantly misogynistic responses from feminists to #womenagainstfeminism does nothing but prove that point.

If you want anti-feminist women to respect feminism, belittling their complaints like this is a terrible way to start.

(via rotunddwarvenstarship)

219,357 notes

Reader:
Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret?
Lemony Snicket:
Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding.

57,434 notes

doodlee-a:

dedicated-to-violator:

memegrandpa:

helbows:

Introducing the Social Intelligence Test! From what I can tell, it’s sponsored by Harvard and it’s rather interesting. The basis is you look at pictures of people going through different emotions and decide what emotion they’re feeling. The trick is, you can only see their eyes.

How well can you read people? I never thought I was good at it, but I scored rather high on this test. It was a very interesting experience! I highly recommend taking this!

13 out of 36…

29 out of 36, drawing probably helped.

27 out of 36. I would agree that being an artist helped. :)

31 out of 36